December 2009
only 6.5 hours of work left.
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meh
so sleepy
keroppi > hello kitty
fuck that hater bitch.
once in a blue moon →
(via littleseahorse)
when I'm in the situation where my landlord is...
I’m just going to offer him some rice krispie treats.
because I don’t think anyone can say no to R.K. treats.
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cocaine is weightless
file that up there
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:)
and I guess that makes me a winner too
up high
I kind of just wrote son because it rhymed with ton. but daughter doesn’t rhyme with anything you wrote.
so you lose.
and congrats on your tumblr fame and shit… so I guess you win too.
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thanks!
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sometimes I wish I could smoke inside the house
I’m not even much of a smoker.
Dear DHL,
I’m sorry. I take everything I said about you and your mom back. I’m sure she is not a whore. Most likely, she is a wonderful lady.
:)
H.low.
shit
so pissed right now
Dear DHL
that cute little note you left me yesterday said that I should expect my package today before five. it’s 5:01 and I’m sans package.
…thanks
and
fuck
2 hours later
and I’m sleepy again.
fuck.
there are two 2 year olds downstairs
oh my fuck.
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there are at least 4 other people in the house...
fuck
I just want the house all to myself for a while.
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what would you do for a klondike bar?
I hate that whenever I decide to go to sleep early the night before I wake up fucking early the next day. and yes, 10:30 is early to me.
anywho, I could go for some Panda Express.
you should know by now
I am lame.
and for that I apologize.
:(
goodnight.
I think I'm calling it a night
yeah, I know it’s fucking early but I didn’t get much sleep last night and I have to make up for lost time! (not that I’m complaining or anything)
but I’m sooooo tired and sleepy
so until tomorrow tumblr people
I have tomorrow off.
I wish I had the next year off.
fuck starbucks.
fuck it.
fuck
it
hard.
sometimes I think that if I had been born in 88 I...
I thank god I was born in 87.
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If my parents told me that it was/has been/and...
I wouldn’t be surprised.
so you tell your parents that you're expecting a...
and they fucking leave!
fuck
seriously
just FUCK!!!!
you ask them to do you one solid and they can’t
UGH
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Jay-Z (17)
The Lawrence Arms (10)
Kanye West (6)
We Were Promised Jetpacks (6)
Will Sheff (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
If I ever have to abandon this tumblr (because it...
I’m title-ing the other one
Mimosas and Shit