I’ve been looking for a chance to make this easier and there it is
I day dream about skipping work
maybe I’ll call in sick tomorrow
for some stupid reason they started playing...
I have country music stuck in my head right now things couldn’t get worse
[[MORE]] I remember once, when my Dad and I were having a hear to heart, I looked over at him and told him, without really thinking about what I was saying, how I felt I don’t deserve anything. It was the first time I said that out loud it surprised me how easily it came out and without skipping a beat my father told me that I deserved everything, the best of everything. I don’t...
why is making a doctors appointments so scary?
I don’t want to I DON’T WANT TO!!! but I have to :(
I haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey
nor do I plan to but I have heard enough about it and and how are they making a movie out of it without it being a straight up Porno? HOW?!?!?!?!?!?
yourfatherwasapervert: biggest accomplishment in life so far: being represented at the 2012 olympic opening ceremony as a piece of confetti hahahaha
I just want to go to Japan
and eat all the fish
There is nothing sadder than bagels that have been...
nobody likes a cold toasted bagel!!!!! nobody not one single person it brings a tear to a bro ther s eye
whenever I get a McDonald's hashbrown
I feel like I’m eating 80% oil 20% hash brown (like how watermelons are 92% water (I wikipediaded it) so all the hash is being held together by oil (if that’s how that works)) you would think I would be sufficiently grossed out enough to not order any in the future but no nom nom nom also, I’m not sure if hash-brown is one word or two so I wrote it both ways
I just want a croissant
with nutella and strawberries is that so much to ask for?
it’s quite ridiculous how you can go from being so sure about things one day to questioning everything and doubting everything and even hating everything the next meh I have a sinus headache
butter pecan ice cream is such a lame ice cream...
it might be my hate for nuts tho no, that’s too harsh I like nuts. I like almonds and pistachios, cashews, and ummm other nuts but I don’t like nuts in my pastries and sweet stuff like, why put nuts on banana loaf and brownies? get that shit out of there.
tnzl replied to your photo: Watching Jiro Dreams of Sushi makes Hylo dream of… all i ever want to eat is sushi. come eat sushi with me plz. yes a million times yes
my ovaries hurt
which is bullshit because they don’t even work the way they’re suppose to If I can’t have children I shouldn’t have to deal with this merrrrr :(
My mom just told me to turn down the waka flocka...
she just doesn’t understand!!!!