This Kingdom by the Sea

sitting there at your computer you look out your window and watch people live while you sit there and die.

thiskingdombythesea[at]gmail[dot]com.

a few years ago I was really bored and decided to figure out how to become ordained to marry people

it’s actually a very easy process on the internet. So I did what I had to do and now I can marry people!

I wonder if I can run around Chicago and marry random strangers to each other. That sounds like it could be a good time.

“BAM!!! YOU’RE MARRIED NOW!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!” and then run away really fast.

January 29, 2012, 8:59pm