in my first installment of that’s so whack I’m going to talk about chapstick
specifically, chapsticks that smell insanely ridiculously good. Like the kind of good where you can’t wait to smother that shit on your lips so you can lick the part where your lips meet the inside of your mouth (that sounds a whole lot dirtier (or maybe that’s just me) than I intended it to but you know that area where your lips stop being your lips and the inside of your mouth starts (idk)) because if it smells that good than it must taste just as
but then you do taste it and it doesn’t taste like anything or it just taste like a waxy je ne sais quoi. yeah, that shit is so whack.
biggest upset and disappointment of everyday. shit like that should just be illegal that’s how much that shit sucks.
January 23, 2012, 11:24pm
